It is time for us to delve into my most recent obsession, which is: Neville Longbottom.
Actually Neville Longbottom, the book Neville Longbottom, has been on my top ten list of fictional characters ever since the seventh book came out (if you haven’t read the seventh book, that’s fine, but we can never be friends and also if I see you in the street I may kick you in the shins). That is because Neville Longbottom is an unarguable Guy Full of Awesome who openly defies Voldemort and is completely humble at the same time. He’s kind of like Harry Potter, but with a lot less angst.
So I have had Neville Longbottom love for a long time. The recent part of this obsession started when I first saw Neville Longbottom as he looks now. Technically, in real life, his name is Matthew Lewis and he is the guy who plays Neville Longbottom, but obviously I will always call him Neville Longbottom because that’s just how I roll. Have you seen him recently? If you haven’t, here you go.
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You're welcome. And also, do you see what I mean? Do you understand why I could be staying up at night thinking of ways I could marry him? Not that I am doing that. But do you understand what would drive me to such behavior? If you don't you are probably male. If you don't understand and you are aren't male I don't think that we would get along very well, probably because I would greet you with "What the heck is wrong with you?" and that tends to put a damper on any relationship. Here is a relatively hot male actor who has played one of my all time favorite fictional characters, ever, and he is British. I would explain why that is important but if you don't already understand then you're probably not from this planet and maybe you are lost? Can we help you get back? Yes?
I can't. I'm too busy looking at Neville Longbottom. Maybe you can get Daniel Radcliffe's female fans to help you out, assuming there are any left (sorry, Daniel).
